of this lunch is pretty typical bento fare for me. chicken fried
broccoli, edamame -
all typical stuff. But there, imprisoned within its
plastic wrapper, lurks a Ding Dong. Why a Ding Dong,
when I have neat stuff like mochi and homemade banana
bread and fresh strawberries? Well... I perform in The
Rocky Horror Picture Show. Normally I play Frank N.
Furter, but we had an '80s Pop theme night and I played
The Criminologist as Weird
Al Yankovic. "Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong.
Ding Dong, yo." I threw Ding Dongs to the
audience at one point, but one somehow ended up in my