Happily Ever After

by sinko@wjyy.com


PODS: (cough)
SG: Ahhh!Zoarak! Moltar! wake up!
Z: wha...?
M: (stands up) what?
SG: Someone! keep me awake!
Z: want me to hit you over the head w/ a chair?
SG: Sure.

TUESDAY
2:09am

SG: Well, i have to go to my guitar lesson

TUESDAY
3:01am

SG: everyone still alive?
Z: nope.
SG: oh who'd we lose?
Z: (laughs evily) Moltar
SG: oh well.

WEDNESDAY
4:00pm

SG: I have another plan.

WEDNESDAY
4:23 pm

SG: (holds mag up to pod) Hey look at this!
(PODS ALL CROWD AROUND MAG)
(SG THROWS POD OUT THE WINDOW)
(BLOB ABSORBES IT)
SG: stupid bolb
(BLOB SAYS SOMETHING IN JIBBERISH)
SG: me? no. The pods did
(Blob attacks pods)
(everyone lives happily ever after except for zorak)


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