|Brak:||Say that I'm a silly so-and-so.|
|Brak:||Tell me I'm not clever, cute, or cool.|
|Brak:||Tromp on my big toe, darling, I still love you so,
I'm just a crazy lovesick fool.
I know that I embarrass you sometimes.
|Zorak:||All the time.|
|Brak:||Like when I threw your Mom into the pool.|
|Brak:||I yell a lot, and you can't understand a word I say,
But, hey, I'm just a crazy lovesick fool.
I remember the night we met,
|Zorak:||You came in to wash your feet.
She was eating a pile of meat.
|Brak(s):||And that, as they say, was that. Oh,
At the moment I am indisposed,
|Brak(s):||But when and if someday I get set free,|
|Zorak:||Free? Take me!|
|Brak(s):||We'll find a little cottage with a swingset and a slide,
And crazy lovesick fools we'll be!
And crazy lovesick fools we'll be.
|Zorak:||(sigh) Somebody ... PLEASE kill me.|