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| Council of Doom (Black Widow, Brak, Lokar, Metallus, and Tansut) |
We wish you a happy birthday, We wish you a happy birthday, We wish you a happy birthday, And a happy birthday! |
| Moltar: | We wish you a happy birthday, We... wish you a... happy birthday, We... oh, man, this bites. And a happy birthday. |
| Zorak: | A happy birthday to you and your kin, We wish you a happy birthday And a happy click-click! |
| Ghost: | Take me to the bridge. |
| All: | Now bring us some figgy pudding, Now bring us some figgy pudding, Now bring us some figgy pudding, And bring it right here! |
| Metallus: | We wish you a happy merry, Merry merry, happy birthday, We wish you a Christmas birthday And a New Year's birthmas. |
| All: | Good tidings to you and all of your flesh We wish you a figgy pudding and a nice Halloween! |
| Ghost: | We wish you a merry birthmas And a Christmas New Year! |