|Zorak:||(saying "oink" in the background throughout the song)|
|Brak:||Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong,
Raise the glass and pour the punch,
Grab some potato chips by the bunch,
Let's celebrate the birth of the new year!
Uncle Al will work the crowd,
When the clock strikes twelve, KABONG!
Don't you whine and don't you pout,
Come the morn a hangover,
Happy New Year, everybody!!