A meteor done flattened Chester's pickup truck today,
|Zorak:||Aliens from Planet Nine abducted Ellie May.|
|Brak:||Grandma's robot's on the blink, he just ate our dog Blue,|
|Ghost:||And Grandpa's outside howling at the moon! Owoooo!|
|All:||It's an ordinary day on Cartoon Planet!
Cousin Katie's married to this good o'l gal from Mars,
She's got six heads and three legs and loves to eat seegars!
The particle transformer somehow lost old Uncle Fred,
And a satellite just fell on Grandpa's head.
It's an ordinary day on Cartoon Planet!
|Ghost:||Drive safely, y'all!|