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| Brak: | Hey, listen, Zorak, I'm gonna do a rap about you! |
| Zorak: | Yah-ba-whee! |
| Brak: | Ohhhh, who's that out there floatin' in space? |
| Ghost: | Brr! Sic 'em! |
| Brak: | It's my buddy Zorak, an evil disgrace. |
| Zorak: | Word to your mother. |
| Brak: | He's got a cavity in his face, |
| Ghost: | Tell it, mac daddy! |
| Brak: | He's in pain all over the place!
He is evil, I'll say it again, |
| Zorak: | Gee, money is down. |
| Brak: | He's my bestest buddy, my friend! Flies through space with all his henchmen, |
| Ghost: | They're just being funky. |
| Brak: | Then he conquers planets and makes 'em end. |
| Ghost: | Wicckety wicckety wicckety wicckety whack! |
| Zorak: | I - am - ZORAK! |
| Ghost: | All-righty.
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| Brak: | He's the big bug that everybody knows, |
| Zorak: | Word up! |
| Brak: | Just look at the tantrums that he throws! |
| Ghost: | I love you, Brak. |
| Brak: | He's got a beak instead of a nose, |
| Zorak: | Yeah. My leg is cramped. |
| Brak: | When he lies, it grows and grows. |
| Zorak: | That's Pinnocchio, you dork! |
| Brak: | I'm not a dork, you jerkhead! |
| Zorak: | Dork! |
| Brak: | Jerkhead! |
| Zorak: | Shut up and finish your rap! |
| Brak: | Okay.
Zorak's mean, but you know what? |
| Zorak: | Crybaby! |
| Brak: | I bet Space Ghost could kick his butt! |
| Ghost: | Ex-actly! |
| Brak: | So be real good with all your might, |
| Ghost: | You hear me, son? |
| Brak: | 'Cause Santy Claus is comin' tonight! |
| Zorak: | What does THAT have to do with anything? |
| Brak: | I like Santy Claus! |