10. Ellen DeGeneres: Suffocates in the closet.
9. Susan Lucci: Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy.
8. Jenny McCarthy: Struck by a random thought.
7. Frank Sinatra: Killed by Stranglers in the Night.
6. RuPaul: Prostate cancer.
5. O.J. Simpson: Murdered by the "real killer" in an apparent suicide.
4. Madonna: Exposure.
3. Unabomber: Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage."
2. Al Gore: Dutch Elm Disease.
and the *Predicted* NUMBER ONE MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATH IS...
1. Bill Gates: Falls out of a Window.