10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. Hmmmmmm.....I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
AND THE NUMBER 1 THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT ISN'T:
1. It's not fair......I do all the work while she just sits there.