The Top Ten Times in History When Using the "F" Word was Appropriate

10. "What the fuck was that?"
-- The Mayor of Hiroshima
9. "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
-- General Custer
8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that."
-- Albert Einstein
7. "It does SO fucking look like her!"
-- Pablo Picasso
6. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagorus
5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
-- Michaelangelo
4. "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain."
-- Joan of Arc
3. "Scattered fucking ass!"
-- Noah
2. "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!"
-- JFK
1. 1. "Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton

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