25 Lines from Star Wars that Can be Improved if You Substitute the Word "Pants"
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A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my
old master.
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You are unwise to lower your pants.
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We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
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She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve
them. See to it personally, Commander.
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These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
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I find your lack of pants disturbing.
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These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use
it.
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Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
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General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
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I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
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TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
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Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
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Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
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You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
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Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
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Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
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That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
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Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded
than this.
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Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
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Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for
your sister!
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Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign
of an Imperial Cruiser.
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Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
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Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants,
I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
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I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
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You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
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