30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man
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I've smoked fatter joints than that.
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Ahhhh, it's cute.
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Why don't we just cuddle?
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You know they have surgery to fix that.
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Make it dance.
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Can I paint a smiley face on it?
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Wow, and your feet are so big.
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It's OK, we'll work around it.
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Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
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Oh no... a flash headache
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(giggle and point)
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Can I be honest with you?
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How sweet, you brought incense.
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This explains your car.
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Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
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Why is God punishing me?
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At least this won't take long.
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I never saw one like that before.
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But it still works, right?
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It looks so unused.
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Maybe it looks better in natural light.
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Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
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Are you cold?
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If you get me real drunk first.
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Is that an optical illusion?
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What is that?
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It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
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Does it come with an air pump?
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So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
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I guess this makes me the early bird.
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