Three Nuns

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in the Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.

"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."

The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. Last week I was in the Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a box of condoms!"

"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.

"I poked holes in all of them she replied!"

The third nun fainted.

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