A Hot Mama

A 92 year-old man went to his doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor talked to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

The man replied, "Just doing what you said, Doctor, 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

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