Log On: | Making the wood stove hotter. |
Log Off: | Don't add wood. |
Monitor: | Keep an eye on the wood stove. |
Download: | Getting the firewood off the pickup. |
Mega Hertz: | When you're not careful downloading (watch the toes!) |
Floppy Disk: | What you get from carrying too much wood. |
RAM: | The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work. |
Hard Drive: | Getting home in mud season. |
Prompt: | What you wish the mail was in mud season. |
Windows: | What to shut when it's 30 below. |
Screen: | What you need for mosquito season. |
Byte: | What mosquitos do. |
Chip: | What to munch on. |
Micro Chip: | What's left in the bag when the chips are gone. |
Infrared: | Where the leftovers go when Fred's around. |
Modem: | What you did to the hay fields. |
Dot Matrix: | Farmer Matrix's wife. |
Lap Top: | Where little kids feel comfy. |
Keyboard: | Where you hang your keys. |
Software: | Plastic eating utensils. |
Mouse: | What eats the horses' grain in the barn. |
Main Frame: | The part of the barn that holds the roof up. |
Port: | Fancy wine. |
Enter: | C'mon in! |
Random Access Memory: | You can't remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks. |