Seeing Through Rose-Colored Eyes
My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the
hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and
he murmured, "You're beautiful."
Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he
awoke and said, "You're cute."
"What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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