A Backfiring Sales Pitch
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before
she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all
over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that
dung, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The Salesman says,"Why do you ask?"
She says "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
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