You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.