Great Thoughts Inspired by Beer

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

--Frank Zappa

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

--Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

--Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer.


Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

--Catherine Zandonella

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Benjamin Franklin

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

--David Moulton

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

--Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.

--Homer Simpson

I drink to make other people interesting.

--George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.

--Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

--Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

--Homer Simpson

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