Another Software Engineer Joke

Two software engineers were standing in the park.

One had a new bike.

The other said, "Nice bike. How much?"

The first said , "It was free."

The other asked, "Wow, how did you get it for free?"

The one with the bike said," Yesterday a beautiful girl rode up on this bike, took off all her clothes and told me I could have anything I wanted."

The other software engineer said, "Good move! Her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

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