What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.
What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
What is the difference between a brunette and garbage?
Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
What did the brunette say after having sex?
"Are you guys all on the same team?"
Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers?
Because they can't keep their calves together.
What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her.
What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom?
That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.
What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet?
Some men have never been in a 747.
How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.