At the Beach


Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a briefest little bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn't helpstaring. As the blond passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning Father," "Good morning Father," nodding to and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine etc. After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a an even briefer string bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. (They were glad they were wearing sunglasses because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads). Again, she approached them and greeted them individually. "Good morning, Father," and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it and said, "Just a minute, young lady."

"Yes?" she replied.

"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we're priests?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Angela."


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