Top 10 Things Heard After "Clarinet Repair"

10. Does your cork grease come in a larger tube?

9. Yes, our emergency repair phone number l-800-db music.

8. Will there be anything else?..Reeds, key oil, KY jelly?

7. Do you have any LaVoz extra hard reeds?

6. But Mom, all the guys in the low brass section said clarinetists were pussies!

5. Really, I was just sitting there and this clarinet attacked me!

4. Is that a clarinet in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

3. Are you the kid that got his dick stuck in his clarinet?

2. No son, what I said was for you to practice your fucking clarinet!

1. Yeah, well I got mine stuck in a bassoon.

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