Chairman Of The Board
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding
locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to
God.
President
Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a switch engine;
just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water when the water is calm.
Talks with God.
Executive Vice-President
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost
as powerful as a switch engine; not quite as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks
on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks to God if special request is granted.
Vice President
Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses tug of war with locomotive. Can fire a
speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by God.
General Manager
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run over by
a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
Dog paddles. Talks to animals.
Manager
Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times. Is not
issued ammunition. Can't stay afloat with a life preserver. Talks to walls.
Trainee
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says, "Look at the
choo-choo." Wets self with a water pistol. Plays in mud puddles. Mumbles
to self.
Secretary
Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the tracks. Catches
speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them. Freezes water with single glance.
She IS God.