| 10. | You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to bed. |
| 9. | Your firstborn is named dotcom. |
| 8. | You turn off your modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. |
| 7. | You spend half of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap and your child in the overhead compartment. |
| 6. | You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access. |
| 5. | You find yourself typing "com" after every period. |
| 4. | You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. |
| 3. | You move into a new home and decide to netscape before you landscape. |
| 2. | You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :) |
And the No. 1 sign it's time to join E-Mailers Anonymous is... |
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| 1. | Immediately after reading this list, you e-mail the URL to someone! |