Trade Embargo?

President Clinton is arriving back in DC after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of Air Force One carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs, the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton says, "I'd like to salute you back, son, but as you can see my hands are full."

The Marine replies, "Yes sir. Mighty fine pigs, sir."

President Clinton responds, "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, these are pure Arkansas Razorback pigs."

The Marine replies, "Yes sir. Mighty fine razorbacks, sir."

The President then says, "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea."

To which the Marine guard replies, "Yes, sir. Good trade, sir."

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