:) | Happy person |
:( | Sad person |
:-) | Happy person with a nose |
:-( | Sad person with a nose |
:---( | Person sad because he or she has a large nose |
:--% | Person sad because he or she has a large crayfish for a nose |
:-D | Person laughing |
:-D* | Person laughing so hard he or she does not notice that a large spider is hanging from his or her lip |
:-| | Person unsure which long distance company to choose |
8-0-(&) | Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm |
;-) | Person winking |
.-) | Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball |
:0-WW | Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims |
:V:-| | Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head |
~oE]:-| | Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three legged octopus that is giving off smell rays |
:-[-()f | Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squid |
8@}~ | Person, who has overindulged and is drooling, who needs to find the designated driver |
8-* | Embarrassed person |
8-}E@==8 | Wryly happy person, with short arms, a navel, two legs and shoes on |
*:-) | The asterisk looks a lot like a spiritual eye-star |
@:) | Man thinking no one notices that he is combing one strand of hair over a bald head |
#:) | Man thinking every one is fooled by his "natural" looking toupee |
=8o | Homer Simpson watching a scary movie |
<:\ | Bart Simpson after a hair cut |
:)> | Man with a goatee |
=:> + (:)) | Goat with a manatee |