Billboards from Heaven

Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard (including the inside and outside of buses) that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaign started in September. It was sponsored by an anonymous client. Here are some of the messages:

Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game - God
C'mon Over And Bring The Kids - God
What Part of "Thou Shalt Not..." Didn't You Understand? - God
We Need To Talk - God
Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer! - God
Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage - God
That "Love Thy Neighbour" Thing, I Meant It. - God
I Love You...I Love You...I Love You... - God
Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God
Follow Me. - God
Big Bang Theory? You've Got To Be Kidding. - God
My Way Is The Highway. - God
Need Directions? - God
You Think It's Hot Here? - God
Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God
Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God
Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test! - God

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