So -- A Guy Takes A Gorilla Out Golfing

They come up to the first tee and the gorilla asks, "What am I supposed to do?"

The guy says, "You see that little round green spot about four hundred yards from here? You're supposed to hit the ball onto that."

So the gorilla hauls off and whacks the ball, which goes screaming down the fairway and lands on the green. The man drives his ball and it goes a hundred and fifty yards. He hits an iron shot, and a second iron shot, and finally makes it to the green, the gorilla following along behind him As they come to the green and the gorilla says, "What do I do now?"

The man says, "Now you hit it into that cup!"

The gorilla says, "Why didn't you tell me that back there?"

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