by Kim McFarland
I am Space Ghost of the Borg! Prepare for a blast from my Assimilate Ray!
I am Zorak of the Borg! I will assimilate you with some fava beans and a fine Chianti! MWAAHAAHAAHAA!
I am Brak of the Borg! I just assimilated some beans! Whoo, BUDDY!
I am Black Widow of the Borg! O-o-o-o-o-oh, I'm going to assimilate YOU, honey!
I am Tansut of the Borg. How do I assimilate again?
I am Moltar of the Borg. Just pull the "Assimilate" lever. It's the one right in front of you. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
Hello. I am Raymond of the Borg. I've already been assimilated.
I entitle myself Lokar of the Borg. I shall assimilate you, oh, I SHALL, lover!
I am Vector of the Borg. There are still three Spice Girls I haven't assimilated.
I am the Mail Room Dude of the Borg. You ain't gonna assimilate no mail without an I.D.
(cue needledrop generic rappy-type backgound music)
I'm the Rappin' Space Borg,
And I say it's great
To join the collective
(The Rappin' Space Borg is immediately blown into atoms by a ray from Marrissa Picard's ship.)