What Kind of Daiquiri?
This doctor got really stressed out at his job, and so he would stop every
day and see his friend Dick the bartender on his way home. And so Dick would
know the doctor was coming, and he would have an almond daiquiri ready for
the doctor. And so the doctor would come in and have his almond daiquiri
and come home.
But one day, Dick ran out of almonds, and so he thought, "Well, the doctor
won't know the difference." So he cut up this hickory nut, and made a daiquiri
out of that. And the doctor came by, and he put it in front of the doctor.
The doctor took a sip, and he said, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?"
And he said, "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."
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