What Kind of Daiquiri?

This doctor got really stressed out at his job, and so he would stop every day and see his friend Dick the bartender on his way home. And so Dick would know the doctor was coming, and he would have an almond daiquiri ready for the doctor. And so the doctor would come in and have his almond daiquiri and come home.

But one day, Dick ran out of almonds, and so he thought, "Well, the doctor won't know the difference." So he cut up this hickory nut, and made a daiquiri out of that. And the doctor came by, and he put it in front of the doctor. The doctor took a sip, and he said, "Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?"

And he said, "No, it's a hickory daiquiri, Doc."

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