Superheroes in Action

Superman was flying along one day feeling very horny. He came across Batman and asked, "Hey, I'm feeling horny. Where can a hero get laid?"

Batman told Superman, "Wonder Woman. She's the best."

Superman responded, "No, I can't do that. She's a friend and it might ruin our relationship."

So Superman was flying along again when he came across Spiderman.

He said, "Hey Spiderman, do you know where a hero can see some...action, if you know what I mean?"

Spiderman said, "Wonder Woman. Can't beat her!"

Superman said, "No I can't do that, not to her. Thanks anyway."

He flew off again and came across Captain America.

He said, "Captain America, you're the man. Maybe you can tell me, where can a hero dip the bird?"

Captain America replied, "Wonder Woman. She's the best super fuck there is."

Superman said, "Wow, I never knew that Wonder Woman had so much experience. Still, I can't do that to her."

While flying again, he saw Wonder Woman in the middle of a field, totally naked, and with her legs spread up in the air. He thought to himself, I'm faster than the speed of light, I'll be in and out before she even knows it. So, he flew down, fucked, and flew away feeling totally satisfied.

In the field, Wonder Woman said, "What was that?!"

The Invisible man said, "I don't know, but my ass sure hurts."

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