An intelligent blonde was opening her morning paper, when she noticed a page filled from top to bottom with blonde jokes. Needless to say, this put her in a very bad mood, which continued as she drove to work. On her way there, she happened to glance out the driver's side window, where there was a vast field of tall grass. In the middle of the field sat another blonde in a rowboat, pulling away at the oars as fast as she could go, even though the boat, naturally, wasn't moving. The intelligent blonde pulled over, jumped out of her car, and shouted to the blonde in the rowboat, "It's blondes like you who give us all a bad name!"
The blonde in the rowboat paused in her rowing and shouted back, "Yeah? Well if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"