Great Truths About Life that Little Children Have Learned
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No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
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When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
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If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second
person.
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Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
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You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
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Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
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Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
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You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
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Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
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The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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