If Klingons Developed Software...

Top 10 things likely to be overheard
if you had a Klingon on your software development team:

10: This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!

9: A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!

8: By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor! Prepare to die!

7: You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!

6: Our competitors are without honor!

5: Specs are for the weak and timid!

4: This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!

3: Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!

2: My program has just dumped Stova Core!

1: Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!

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