Top 10 things likely to be overheard
if you had a Klingon on your software development team:
10: This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!
9: A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!
8: By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor! Prepare to die!
7: You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!
6: Our competitors are without honor!
5: Specs are for the weak and timid!
4: This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!
3: Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!
2: My program has just dumped Stova Core!
1: Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!