A Lawyer's Call

A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."

Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"

Boy: (whisper) "Yes."

Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"

Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."

L: "Is your daddy there?"

B: (whisper) "Yes."

L: "Can I speak with him?"

B: (whisper) "He's busy."

L: "Is there anyone else there?"

B: (whisper) "The fire department."

L: "Can I talk to one of them?"

B: (whisper) "They're busy."

L: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"

B: (whisper) "The police department."

L: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"

B: (whisper) "They're busy."

L: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"

B: (whisper) "They're looking for me."

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