A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello."
Lawyer: "Is your mommy there?"
Boy: (whisper) "Yes."
Lawyer: "Can I speak with her?"
Boy: (whisper) "She's busy."
L: "Is your daddy there?"
B: (whisper) "Yes."
L: "Can I speak with him?"
B: (whisper) "He's busy."
L: "Is there anyone else there?"
B: (whisper) "The fire department."
L: "Can I talk to one of them?"
B: (whisper) "They're busy."
L: "Is there anybody ELSE there?"
B: (whisper) "The police department."
L: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?"
B: (whisper) "They're busy."
L: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?"
B: (whisper) "They're looking for me."