Redneck Logic

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, deciding that they weren't going anywhere in life, decided to go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" asks Bubba.

The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"

"I sure do," answers Bubba.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replies the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responds in awe.

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, Bubba shouts, "Amazin'!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So, what classes are ya takin'?" he asks.

"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.

"What the heck's logic?" asks Cooter

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"


"You're queer, ain't ya?"

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