Patron: | Waiter! | |
Waiter: | Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? | |
Patron: | There's a fly in my soup! | |
Waiter: | Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. | |
Patron: | No, it's still there. | |
Waiter: | Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. | |
Patron: | Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. | |
Waiter: | Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? | |
Patron: | A SOUP bowl! | |
Waiter: | Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? | |
Patron: | You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! | |
Waiter: | Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? | |
Patron: | I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! | |
Waiter: | Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? | |
Patron: | You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? | |
Waiter: | Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. | |
Patron: | Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? | |
Waiter: | The current Soup of the Day is tomato. | |
Patron: | Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. | |
[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] | ||
Waiter: | Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. | |
Patron: | This is potato soup. | |
Waiter: | Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. | |
Patron: | Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. | |
[waiter leaves.] | ||
Patron: | Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! | |
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