Married to Microsoft Employees

Did you hear about the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and was still a virgin?

Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself.

The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be.

And the third was in Tech Support, and kept saying "Don't worry, it'll be up any minute now...."

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