More New Viruses


Lewinsky Virus--Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

Ronald Regan Virus--Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus--Quits after two bytes.

Oprah Winfrey Virus--Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB,  then slowly expands to 200MB.

Dr. Kevorkian Virus--Deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres Virus--Disks can no longer be inserted.

Titanic Virus--(a strain of the Lewinsky virus) Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus--everything in your computer goes goofy.

Prozac Virus--Screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco Virus--Only attacks minor files.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus--Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be  baack.

Lorena Bobbit Virus--Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through windows.

Viagra Virus--Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

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