LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:
Lewinsky Virus--Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Ronald Regan Virus--Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus--Quits after two bytes.
Oprah Winfrey Virus--Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
Dr. Kevorkian Virus--Deletes all old files.
Ellen Degeneres Virus--Disks can no longer be inserted.
Titanic Virus--(a strain of the Lewinsky virus) Your whole computer goes down.
Disney Virus--everything in your computer goes goofy.
Prozac Virus--Screws up your ram but your processor doesn't care.
Joey Buttafuoco Virus--Only attacks minor files.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus--Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baack.
Lorena Bobbit Virus--Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through windows.
Viagra Virus--Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.