Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch

Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

Fox In Detox

Who Shat in the Hat?

Horton Hires a Ho

The Flesh-Eating Lorax

How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?

Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

The Cat in the Blender

Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!

Are You My Proctologist?

Yentl the Lentil

My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

Aunts in My Pants

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