Firm Grasp of the Obvious

Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
 - Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
 - Holland Sentinal, date unknown.

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
 - The New York Times, November 22

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
 - The Los Angeles Times, November 2

'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
 - Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

Alcohol ads promote drinking
 - The Hartford Courant, November 18

Malls try to attract shoppers
 - The Baltimore Sun, October 22

Official: Only rain will cure drought
 - The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
 - The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
 - Newsday, July 11

Man shoots neighbor with machete
 - The Miami Herald, July 3

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
 - The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
 - The New York Times, March 10

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
 - The Los Angeles Times, March 2

Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
 - The Oregonian, January 28

Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
 - The Buffalo News, February 26

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
 - Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
 - Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25

Economist uses theory to explain economy
 - Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8

Bible church's focus is the Bible
 - Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
 - Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6

Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
 - The Chicago Tribune, March 5

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
 - Journal of Commerce, April 20

Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
 - The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2

Lack of brains hinders research
 - The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart
 - Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5

Fish lurk in streams
 - Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

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