You Are Online Too Much If...

1. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile.
2. You have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.
3. If you are male and see a female in the "real" world that you wish to meet, your first thought is to IM her.
4. If you are female and you see a male in the "real" world that you wish to meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd IM you.
5. You don't understand the humor in the above mentioned #4 and #5 since the "real world" is at your fingertips.
6. When looking at sign, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you.
7. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely jealous of people hitting on your cyber-love.
8. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like.
9. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep instead of talking.
10. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
11. You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
12. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
13. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are.
14. You look at an annoying person off-line and wish you had your ignore button handy.
15. You bring a lunch bag and a cooler to the computer.
16. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the computer for more than a couple of hours.
17. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.
18. You get up at 2:00 am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
19. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
20. You type faster than you think.
21. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.
22. You dream in "text".
23. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.
24. Your last sexual experience was really just a "textual" experience.