Some PMS Lists
What You See in the Mirror When You Have PMS
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Two angry rats standing on your head arguing about who messed up the nest.
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Make-up that looks as if it were applied by Picasso.
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A lovely pair of sweatpants you purchased in Junior High.
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A HUGE sweatshirt with a pink fuzzy bunny plastered across the front.
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An evening ensemble which is completed by a lovely pair of socks... a yellow
one and a green one.
What Men Should Not Do When That Special Someone Has PMS
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Wear underwear which consist of a waistband only.
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Show a woman ANYTHING you just found while digging in your ear.
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Try to crush FULL beer cans on your forehead.
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Scratch with eating utensils "south of the border".
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Dislodge "navel lint" during sex.
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