Quiz: Are You Qualified to be a Professional?

The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to be a bit...

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?






















The correct answer is: open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
























Wrong Answer: open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator

Correct Answer: open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your prudence.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

























Correct Answer: The Elephant!...still in the refrigerator! This tests whether you have a comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a professional.

4. There is a river which is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage to cross it?
























Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! I hope you got this one correct!

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