Rock Band Names

The following are a list of (supposedly) real rock bands' names.

Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholics Unanimous
Apocolypse Hoboken
Armageddon Dildos

Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Barbara's Bush
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beirut
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators

Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Carnage Asada
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Cortizone 5

he Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
The Dick Clarks
The Dick Nixons
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns

e. coli
Edith Head
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler
Ethyl Merman

Fearless Iranians From Hell
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Fromage d'Amour

Gefilte Joe and the Fish

Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and the Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature

Inhale Mary

Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Wetness
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
Jonestown Punch

Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees

Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas

Mao Tse Helen
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Max Roach and the Holders
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and the Lions
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving

Pabst Smear
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Penis DeMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry in Motion
Pretentious Flamedogs
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pungent Frustration
Purple Headed Love Warriors

Raging Pimps of Doom
Rectal Nightmare
Reluctant Stereotypes
Results of Inbreeding
Retarted Elf
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries

Quasimodo and the Eunuchs

Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death
Seven Year Bitch
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Skeptic Tank
The Sound of Munich
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Stukas Over Bedrock
Swingin' Johnsons

Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
To Live and Shave in LA
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Transexual Hitler
Trotsky Icepick

Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos

The Velcro Pygmies
Vic Morrow's Head

The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela

Yoko Homo

Zip Code Rapists
Zombies Under Stress
Zulu Leprechauns

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