The Value of Roof Preading

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

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