The Top 10 Santa Pick-Up Lines

10. "I'll make you shake like a bowl full of jelly."

9. "I put the 'scroo' in Scrooge."

8. "I've got something you can hang a wreath on."

7. "One hour with me, honey, and you'll see flyin' reindeer!"

6. "Buy you a Zima?"

5. "That is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you."

4. "Uh -- yeah, that's right, I'm Kenny Rogers."

3. "I got your stocking stuffer right here, Shirley!"

2. "Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!"

1. "I've got an elf in my pants!"

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