Silent but Deadly
So---there was this woman who had a problem with silent gas. She went to
the doctor and she said, "This is so embarrassing. I have this problem of
farting silently. You probably haven't noticed, but I've let three of them
since I've been in this office with you. Is there ANYTHING you can do?"
He said, "Yes, there is. The first thing is get you fitted for a hearing
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