Little Sex Jokes

What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
What's the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

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