Little Sex Jokes
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What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
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Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
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What's the speed limit of sex?
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68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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What's the ultimate rejection?
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When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
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Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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