The Van Gogh Family Tree

After much careful research it has been determined that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His obnoxious brother Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store Stopan Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia Yu Gogh
The cousin from Illinois Chica Gogh
His magician uncle Where Diddy Gogh
His Mexican Cousin Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half brother Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt Tang Gogh
The birdlover uncle Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalist E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin Mang Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking Wayto Gogh
The little bouncing nephew Po Gogh
A sister who loved disco Go Gogh
The aunt who travels the country Winnie Bay Gogh

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